CC Fontana Exposed: My first SINGLE Vegas trip...so far!!

So, our trip began at about 9am...it was supposed to start at 8am, but you know how girls are, they take an extra hour to get themselves "together"....looking forward to the car ride.

30 minutes into the trip..yes..the 1st break

Then we came up with a few personality names...

Anal Annie

Medicated Molly

Sarcastic Sally

and me
Demanding Debbie

We arrived at the MGM.. Opened our shades to a fabulous view of Hooters, and Motel 6!!!

(this pic was taken later that night..clearly)

There we proceeded to find out skimpiest butt floss,

and butt bandaids and head straight (with drink in hand)

to the Lazy pool.

We ended up going to WET REPUBLIC instead...it was pretty slow because it was a Monday, and apparently Mondays are slow in Vegas...but because it was slow by the pool..we got some free

YES!!!! 4 HANDS!!! YES YES YES

umm..excuse me..ahem..
Free Massages

(missriodiculous getting hers in!!)

On the way back from the pool...I found a...yes...could this be...

A MULLET!!!

The sun takes a lot out of you...so it was Naptime before our extravegas night!!

We all got up...got ready to go Paint the town RED!!

We ended up going to JET at the Mirage...it was SO MUCH FUN!!! I dont know how these pics surfaced, but apparently I was having as much fun on the

STRIPPER POLE!!!

DAY 2

The makeshift Duo woke up and headed back to WET REPUBLIC

where we worked on our non fat Sugar free mocha Tans!!

Then headed back and got ready to go see the NBA Summer League...

so many hot guys+drinks+basketball=Christmas!!

Then the Dynamic Duo hopped in a cab

and went back to MGM

To get Ready

to go to PURE Nightclub at Ceasars Palace...

We had a very unforgettable...or maybe forgetful..Night!!

Which then lead into the morning...to start off with some